Ass-Kicking Snack Mascots
An ongoing quest to scour the world for the most intimidating and likely to kick-your-ass mascots adorning snack foods. Please send your submissons for this arbitrarily-ranked list to: [email protected]
| Rank | Image | Name | Description |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 |  | Kozatska Slava | Mace-wielding Cossack for Ukranian peanut snacks. Seems wholly uninterested in nuts and more interested in whacking anybody that looks at him sideways. — more info |
| 2 |  | Tony the Tiger | Tigers are scary animals but loses points for the ascot, smiling too much and overwhelming positivity (Grrrrrreat!). — more info |
| 3 |  | Bento Squid | Squids have no muscles, making this an uphill battle already. This one has a fun, polka-dot headband and unintimidating look of surprise on its face. Not afraid of this one at all. — more info |