Advancements in hirsute basketball analysis

Recently I was asked to adjudicate a friendly dispute between two brothers regarding Chris Paul and Anthony Davis' eyebrows. My time as a basketball web applications developer for the Portland Trailblazers and general hirsuteness makes me highly qualified for such judgements

I submit the following iMessage transcript for public record:

Published on Wednesday, February 5th 2014. Read this post as Markdown or plain-text.

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